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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ziggy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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