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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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