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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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