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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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