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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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