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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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