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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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