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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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