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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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