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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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