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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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