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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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