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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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