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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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