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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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