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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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