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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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