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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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