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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bob eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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