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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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