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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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