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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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