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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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