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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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