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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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