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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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