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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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