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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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