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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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