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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sparky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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