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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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