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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Murphy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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