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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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