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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Loki eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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