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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Squishy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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