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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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