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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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