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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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