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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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