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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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