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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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