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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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