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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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