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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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