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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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