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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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