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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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