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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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