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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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