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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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