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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rosie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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