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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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