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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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