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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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