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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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