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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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