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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Frodo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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