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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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