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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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