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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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