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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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