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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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