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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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